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The night I turned 21 I went to a bar and danced my little heart out. At 1:00 am I realized I still hadn’t had my first legal drink so I ordered a sex on the beach. I finished that drink and went home that night sober and feeling good.
I have never […]

Apparently for women in there mid twenties the biological clock hasn’t started ticking yet. It is too early for a B-A-B-Y. The idea of it a head protruding from the vagina is still a little too much, but the clock has started winding up. We realize that our maternal instincts can no […]

Why is it that new mothers always refer to their babies post one-year old as “21-months old”  Why count out the number of months?  8 months old makes sense because the child is not yet a year and it designates the age up to the one year mark.  Makes sense because otherwise whether you had […]

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