Who is Dating Britney Spears?

Who knows if Britney is “dating” anyone.  She is, however, making a royal ass out of herself. Perez Hilton is reporting that Britney was at Les Deux giving lap dances to Tony Romo, quarterback for the Dallas Cowboys.  I am sure that he rushed to the bathroom afterward to upchuck his dinner.

Update August 2009: Britney has been dating her manager Jason Trawick.  The two have been seen around town with her children in tow. Jezebel is reporting that the romance is cooling off though.

Update: According to In Case You Didn’t Know, Britney Spears has broken it off with Jason Trawick.  Sounds like it just working out and they mutually decided to part ways.