Since it is the beginning of a new year I thought I would take a sec and quickly reflect on the years most notable celebrity nuptials and break-ups.  Isn’t the new year about beginning exciting new chapters in our life after-all.

Top 10 Break-Ups of 2007

• Hulk Hogan and Linda Hogan - They were married for 24 years but did what it suicide for any celebrity’s marriage… they starred in their own reality TV show. Most surprising is that poor Hulk found out from a reporter who called him for a comment. You would think after 24 years a woman would have a little more heart.

  

• Ryan Gosling and Rachel McAdams - I think this break-up disappointed people because we all seemed to believe that they were exactly like the couple in the Notebook. Apparently we were wrong.
• Dylan McDermott and Shiva Rose - I don’t really think anyone knew that this happened but I have to make note of it because he is on my list on “Men I Would Make Out With That Are Old Enough to be My Dad” list.
• Hayden Panettiere and Stephen Colletti - They are barely adults so they already have moved onto their next major romances. Hayden is coupled with her co-star Milo (lucky chick) and Stephen is making out with Lauren Conrad??? Lauren you are a celebrity… you can do way better than this guy that dissed you in high school.

  
  

• Shaq and Shaunie - If Shaunie really has a thing for giants she is going to have a little trouble getting her next date.
• Heath Ledger and Michelle Williams - Did anyone see them on Oprah? I never saw such a cute couple. Even co-star their from Brokeback Mountain Anne Hathaway seemed disgusting by their glowing happy faces. I didn’t see this one coming.
• Kate Moss and Pete Doherty - Luckily, Amy Winehouse jumped into the spotlight because with these two broken up I thought we were going to miss all of the messy, drug-induced drama they brought us.
• Johnny Knoxville and wife Melanie - Can you blame her? He spends his time doing things like shooting himself out of a cannon, watching a horse masturbate or running around Hollywood in a diaper. I am sure she just had enough.
• Justin Timberlake and Cameron Diaz - It seems like such a long time ago that they split. He was such a hot commodity after that break-up that he spent all of three seconds single before the starlets pounced.
• Drew Barrymore and Fabrizio Moretti - Poor Drew. She always finds love but she just can’t make it last. She admits 5 years was her longest relationship.
• See the rest of the couples that couldn’t make it last through 2008….

Top 10 Celebrity Weddings of 2007

• Scott Baio and girlfriend Renee - Anyone who watches “Scott Baio is 45 and Single” got a kick out of him marrying his now very pregnant girlfriend. I will probably watch season two to see how it went down. I know… I am lame.

  

• Pamela Anderson and Rick Solomon - This seemed like a weird match when first mentioned but then it sort of seemed to fit. He is the skanky guy that sold sex tapes of himself with Paris Hilton and she is the skanky girl who banked on sex tapes of herself.
• Tobey Maguire and girlfriend Jennifer Meyer - They have the sweetest looking baby. Hopefully by marrying a non-celeb they will be able to maintain a happy life.
• Kate Walsh and movie exec, Alex Young - They were engaged a mere 4 months before they got married. Sometimes it just seems to happen.
• Usher and Tameka - This was an interesting wedding because the day before it set to happen Usher called it off because his Mom refused to come. Apparently Mom can’t stand her daughter-in-law. They rescheduled when the Mom could be there and had a do-over.
• Rebecca Romijn and Jerry O’ Connell - Another couple that is so sweet together it makes onlookers want to throw up.

  
  

• Eva Longoria and Tony Parker - I think everyone would be really happy for Eva if she wasn’t talking about Tony, getting pictured with Tony or generally being obsessed with Tony all of the time.
• Mel B and Stephen Belafonte - The only reason this marriage stood out this year is because Mel dated Eddie Murphy and had his baby right before.
• Amy Winehouse and Blake Fielder-Civil - This couple never disappoints.  He is in jail for trying to pervert the course of justice in relation to an assault on a bartender and she is a mess right now.
• Brittany Murphy and (writer/director) Simon Monjack  - This couple hadn’t known each other very long before getting married.  There are rumors that this guy is bad news and Brittany has been engaged twice before.  The public is surprised that the relationship has lasted as long as it has.
• Check out the other couples that got hitched in ‘07 …

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