About six months ago I wrote about how Hollywood had become baby obsessed and the bump watches had started hard core. It hasn’t stopped. As soon as a tabloid has reported someone has popped there is new celebrity they are watching clutch their bag to their belly. So it is time to recap again. Here is the lowdown…

Who Popped:

• Sacha Baron Cohen is just had a baby with his ever expanding fiancé , Isla Fisher. I was a little worried about her because she had gained the weight of another adult person during pregnancy, but it seems she is back to her cute self already.
  
• Helena Bonham Carter had a girl with husband Tim Burton. This is their second child.
• In November Elisabeth Hasselbeck gave birth to a baby boy with husband, Tim. She also has a daughter.
• Salma Hayek gave birth to a baby girl this year as well.

Who has the bump:

• Is Kat Von D. from LA Ink preggers? Who knows and who really cares. I doubt this rumor is actually true since it has been reported by Perez Hilton but never got any confirmation.
• It was briefly rumored that Nicole Kidman and Keith Urban were having a baby. Turned out that the rumor was false. Oh well.
• Jennifer Aniston pregnant? I didn’t even know she was dating anyone. The rumor is that she has been dating Sex & The City actor, Jason Lewis. He is very good looking but I also thought he was gay. I guess not.
  
• Is Posh having her fourth child with David? Can you believe she may go for a fourth?! She is a baby making machine!

Who is Expecting:

• Jamie Lynn Spears , younger sister of Britney Spears is having a baby. The Nickelodeon star is 16 and her live-in boyfriend is 19. That is statutory rape in most states! What mother lets their 16-year-old live with her boyfriend. This must be the rationalization of a celebrity mom? She should get parent-of-the-year with her two girls. Hopefully 2008 doesn’t become the year for teen pregnancies because a popular kids TV stars have stupid parents.

  
  

• Nicole Ritchie is about ready to pop with Joel Madden’s baby. I think we are all surprised that a) this couple is still together and b) her body has been able to sustain a pregnancy because she was a toothpick.

• Jessica Alba has confirmed that she is pregnant with her new fiance Cash Warren’s baby. They just got engaged over Christmas. Men everywhere everywhere are disappointed to hear that she is not only going to lose her good looks but she is finally committing to her on-again-off-again boyfriend.
• After swearing all over the place that she wasn’t pregnant, Jennifer Lopez came clean and is now showing off her very very large belly. She wasn’t going to be able to hide that for long. Can you imagine how big her butt must be under that dress right now? I am sure she will be perfect after the birth again.
• This was interesting … Chris Noth, Mr. Big and Mr. Non-Commitment of Sex and the City, and girlfriend Tara Wilson, are expecting their first child. She looks very young compared to him.
• Christina Aguilera will be delivering in 2008 as well. She has got to be one of the best looking pregnant women ever. She always look cute and put together. I hope when I have a baby I look so good.
• Cate Blanchett confirmed that she is pregnant with her third child. Her and her husband writer/director Andrew Upton, already have two sons: Dashiell John, 5, and Roman Robert, 3. They are going to have a busy household.
• I was more surprised to find out that Halle Berry was 41 than that she is pregnant. She looks absolutely amazing and I would have never guessed she was over 40.

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